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<Not for humans. You could be severely poisoned from boredom.>
We notice you have spent too much time creeping on our web. You think you’ll find something yummy here?
Genius! We wait here since the early morning to throw you this giant feast. You must be really tired from consuming such good content elsewhere! Now you can relax, have a Gin and savor our boring stuff. How many glasses do you want? One for each hand? No problem!
But destroy your watches before you start, cause it’s going to be goooooooooood time to waste. <<Stir our Gin>>
Call us Jodric, by the way. Just realize we didn’t do a proper greeting. We do brand strategy and business strategy consultancy. Our scope can ve varied in different projects. Sometimes, we deliver brand identity. Sometimes it’s a big dog company with a 360 Marketing campaign. Sometimes, it’s enhancing one business operation and strengthen its long-term spirit. So involved in business strategy with our design thinking weapons is what we do for a living. To understand our rambling. you can burn $33 for a Kindle copy of Marty Maurier's million dollars Brand A-Z, or have a very boring discussion with us. They are fairly the same choice. Except for the fact that it’s free and we are the best bartender plus drink partner you’ll find. <<Sip our drink with a dangerous smile>>
<Yawn> That is the all-in-one appetizer for you to get an idea on what we did. You better understand our shits, or you won’t introduce us to the people in need. So read faithfully, Spider, cause we are taking serious time cooking this for you: “branding”, “brand build”, “brand development strategies”, “brand consultant”, “digital branding”, “graphic design and branding”, “brand identity”, “brand marketing”, “design brand”, “brand identity design”, “rebranding”, “corporate branding”, “company branding”, ‘business branding”, “branding and marketing”, “brand name”. We literally do everything and anything of those. And we made it in "" for you to enjoy, just as your preference.
Uninvited guest’s here! Don’t just creep on other’s stuff like that! Take these boring desert to kill your time instead. <link to Jodric's blog>. Below is dangerously boring the human being. We promise.
<<smile friendly>> Want to hear a sad story, Spider? Good clients are hard to find. Harder than winning a jackpot.
We only develop into the client that we love to drink with. We also will not develop into the superstitious client. Do you know anyone? We promise to astonish them, as long as they have a valid problem to solve. Seriously! We are problem solvers, with design thinking in our root. We design visually appealing things and creative solutions to problems. Not as a personal baby sitter or a love guru. We solve business problems with the design thinking approach.
Hey, you again! Having serious interpreting text or intensity crush on us? If your eyes didn’t get hurt from reading our long and boring stuff, drop an email to with the subject <<Pay me back my holly half an hour reading this mess. We’ll invite you to our place for a Gin and Tonic or award you for your damn achievement in wasting time. Just that, you’d better stop now. Here are more meaningful stuff to kill the time. <<>>.
We are in love with logic and psychological challenges. We’re interested in both field trip observation and analyzing data at the same time. We love to save money in the sense of money should be well spent. We believe in stretching for excellent performance by continually improving from all business aspects. We take our time seriously than any others to call themselves creative agencies out there. They are more like potato couch starring in our dream. They approach new humans with the same old set of tools, reuse solution, duplicate plan. <<sipping our Gin>>
Tired yet, Spider? Another drink? Or Scotch? Oh, you’ve got stuff to stalk. Keep going! And don’t you worry, humans have no ideas about what we are talking down here. We told them to stop up there. They probably follow that. <<bothered face>>. They always follow what has been told. Never invest time or pay extra attention to new things. If they do, they must be too bored. Or lonely.
Are you still “woke”, Spider? 5th Gin already. Human seems to sleep somewhere above, along the lines. We should befriend since you know us more than our clients do. See you on the next page. It won’t be a letter, but more boring stuff for you to eat. Peace.